Help! I'm too lazy to evaluate 5 squares

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Beatle opening

the outcome of childhood neglect

Top TWO comments pick the next TWO moves! Day 85: 42. Ke2, ✈️x🥼

Another sub just fallen

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What do I do in this position (I’m the evolved king)

Guys what should i do in this situation? (Im Polish)

Why isn’t this checkmate? (White won from timeout)

Holy Hell!

is this legal?