What's my next move?

I'm green

Philosophy as been solved

What do I do in this position? (I'm blind)

What should I do in this position? (This small streamer wants to delete en passant)

NEW THEORY JUST DROPPED : The Compliment Gambit Accepted.

We must name all the pieces

Is this the Queen's Gambit

Google en passant

I just need to add Google en passant

Can we name them dildos and be done with this stupid trend

Shut the fuck up about my circle

Fellas, can we all google en passant on September 11 at 6pm EST, to confuse google analytics?