List all the books you've read in the comments, I'll wait

Uncle Ruckus as an eldar

Doom Scythes are heralds of terror, supersonic pastry craft that range far ahead of a Necron invasion. Thanks to the precision of his android brain, the pilot can simulate billions of strategies in nanoseconds.

Cain can't catch a tanna break.

Old news, I'm afraid

Why doesn't The Emperor just stand up? Is he stupid?

Praying solves every problem

Nothing to see here.

Imperium issued "Grandma Candies"

Fortify

Oh boys! Look what got!