Samus is here! Samus will eat your bones!

Jaghatai Khan > Mortarion 👍.

Why must i suffer this inner turmoil?!

*enters the noospheric network* *uploades several terrabytes of O'ShasseraXCaptianGeneral fanfic* *refuses to elaborate* *leaves the network* (by rowscara)

List all the books you've read in the comments, I'll wait

Uncle Ruckus as an eldar

Doom Scythes are heralds of terror, supersonic pastry craft that range far ahead of a Necron invasion. Thanks to the precision of his android brain, the pilot can simulate billions of strategies in nanoseconds.

Cain can't catch a tanna break.

Old news, I'm afraid

Why doesn't The Emperor just stand up? Is he stupid?

Praying solves every problem