Guess where I’m from based on the cities I can name

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Map of every US state I’ve taken a shit in

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About to lose 25 hours of gameplay, just for her…

Accidentally first acquired her after the goblin camp quest with the tieflings and first realized I can’t romance her without the quest steps from it. I am at the end of Act 1 and have literally done everything in said act so far… She’s worth it…

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How is this still happening? I'm not even multiclass.

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A small commemorative tattoo for an incredible game

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Did I fumble the slowburn wizard bag

I'm at 100 approval + did the act 1 magic teaching scene + stabilized the orb. I don't know where I went wrong because I've seen countless people complain that they have to beat this down bad guy off their Tav so I'm wondering how I managed to fumble this. I didn't long rest that much within the first ten hours of the game play but I still got his romance cutscenes so I don't know. Please help. I want to drive this man to bone toen

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I am a true clown soul

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None of my friends seem to think I’m as funny as I do

I made this to explain to my girlfriend why I did all of my weekend chores in advance

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My strategy for a boss

I was having a hard time with the battle against Balthazar. So on my 4th attempt, I entered conversation with him, switched to Karlach, and noticed all the piles of bones on the ground are all the undead he resurrects at the beginning of the battle. So I had Karlach run around to all of the bones, pick them up and toss them on one of the long chains that connects to the bottom of the battle area. I found it you threw them just off the edge, they actually respawn in the same spot they originally were. I then took the bones of the larger guys and brought them up the stairs and into the back of the area so I could quickly shove them off the edge at the beginning of the battle because I couldn't throw actually throw them like the smaller piles of bones. When the battle starts and all the bones that were thrown on the long chain are resurrected, they all immediately fall off. So the enemy count goes immediately from 30 or whatever crazy number to about 4. I love the versatility of fights in this game and how using the environment can totally change things.

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Always them guys

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