Wearing glasses defines your sexuality.

Someone failed basic biology

That didn’t take long

"I forgave myself for cheating."

Only criminals can be shot💀

America in a nutshell. One major thing that the UK does better, parental leave.

The face of a cult member, like a meth user's mugshot.

"And I should know. I was the previous greatest threat to our republic."

appropriate enogh for me i wold say

Be nice

Well if Elon wasn't "explicitly complicit in an act of war" before, he certainly is now