Shout out to u/escapingthelabrynth for this one!

Literally me

So much opportunities

Management be like...

Still safer than my hometown.

When something happens

I can’t take it anymore

One already has 2 ex girlfriends while Me in 2nd year College still remains single

Just played minecraft recently, it felt nostalgic and sad remembering the good old days

Huh, didn't see that coming.

Are you the first one or the one that does not say anything?