The divorce font

Proto-pussy

"is it possible to impregnate a cat"

He/him on the streets, she/her in the sheets

"Alright, who the fuck twinkified hitler"

Boredom or thrill seeking?

"Mr. President, a second cock has hit the baby."

Gaming cup of noodle

Yup

‘Exploding pebble into my urethra’

Finally saw one in the wild...