Imagine being abducted by aliens and they give you a Gucci belt

From the same thread, another BNS: "Fun fact: the author of this fic primarily writes retellings of the games where everyone has sex. I'm not making this up."

The Detroit Lions are the only Undefeated NFL Team

The Detroit Lions are the only undefeated team in the NFL. Just had to drop it here in case this is the only time it's ever said and true.

Proto-pussy

This baby turtle floating around on a slice of bread

there is very much context to this

Slapping a meth head with pizza

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Preventing WW2 by turning Hitler into a boy slut

How else would you name dinosaurs?

'Ritual mass muder' report in Chapel St Leonards was yoga class