rawdogging the microwave

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The Detroit Lions are the only Undefeated NFL Team

The Detroit Lions are the only undefeated team in the NFL. Just had to drop it here in case this is the only time it's ever said and true.

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Proto-pussy

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This baby turtle floating around on a slice of bread

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there is very much context to this

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Slapping a meth head with pizza

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This comment

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Preventing WW2 by turning Hitler into a boy slut

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How else would you name dinosaurs?

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