Ted Cruz ate my asshole in a Wendy's restroom in 1997

I have the retard strength of ten men.

To Take a Shitty Video

Vanilla shit

Guess what was written on the white van?

You can't block gas vents with children's corpses

“'Ritual mass murder' report in Chapel St Leonards was yoga class”

Vomit Precum

(With pictures)

Imagine sending this screenshot to somebody from 2017

rawdogging the microwave