I will now show a short sex education film. Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.

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Why does Homer insist on eat the whole chillis

Instead of just eating the actual chillies?

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Thought my new set of nails might be appreciated here.

No prizes for guessing who my favourite Simpsons character is.

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Martin, you're up one million dollars...and now you've lost it all but six hundred dollars. You got greedy, Martin!

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"Now look boy, if your dad goes gaga, you use that... 'shin' of yours to call me and I'll come a-running. But don't be reading my mind between 4 and 5. That's Willie's time!"

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Smithers... there's a rocket in my pocket.

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And I'm not too crazy about our Stonewall Jackson.

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Open up curly, this is a raid.

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Don't forget your stinkin' flag

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Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?

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What do I do in this position? I'm black

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