I will now show a short sex education film. Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.

Why does Homer insist on eat the whole chillis

Instead of just eating the actual chillies?

Thought my new set of nails might be appreciated here.

No prizes for guessing who my favourite Simpsons character is.

Martin, you're up one million dollars...and now you've lost it all but six hundred dollars. You got greedy, Martin!

"Now look boy, if your dad goes gaga, you use that... 'shin' of yours to call me and I'll come a-running. But don't be reading my mind between 4 and 5. That's Willie's time!"

Smithers... there's a rocket in my pocket.

And I'm not too crazy about our Stonewall Jackson.

Open up curly, this is a raid.

Don't forget your stinkin' flag

Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?

What do I do in this position? I'm black