One spatula, one bag. The bagger at the store must hate the planet.

So TSA dropped my backpack this morning...

The seat my husband paid to upgrade to for “extra legroom” on his business trip flight

And yep- that’s the upgraded seat. He’s 6’3 for context but doesn’t have super long legs. His knees have already been bashed a couple times by the person in front of him flopping down in their seat.

I think the picture speaks for itself.

M is L and L is R

This is a bus in my city. They sent it on a line that I often travel. This is the mid section, around twelve seats were removed. Good fucking luck holding on to the slippery poles if your palms get sweaty.

You can see the seat inserts being shut on the left

can someone translate this

shit eating grin funko pop

rule

My p(rule)ussy

rule