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My son's recent first grade worksheet. Seems ambiguous at best, intentionally misleading at worst...

Classy

My attempt to avoid teflon pans

Barfff when I see this! 🤮

Skin crawls when I see this! 🤢🤮😷

Don’t Talk to Me (if you do this)!

This should be outlawed!

What happend to the crunch wrap

I remember it being a little bigger. I already have a stomach ache, let's see what happens when I eat this

My school replaced all of the snacks in the vending machine with "healthy" stuff

What is this even supposed to say

Nice parking

Checking a truck I bought, I discovered 4 lugs have been changed to imperial instead of metric, 1 is short and metric, and all of the nuts were cross threaded. I successfully replaced them with new studs and new nuts.

This is why I don't drink tea, and I keep forgetting.

So, I was born in England but left when I was young. At home, I enjoy tea. But I never drink it when I'm out and every so often I think how I would really fancy a cup of tea. So I order one. And THIS happens. 1) Always get looked at strange when I ask for milk. 2) Always, always get left with the bag. Why are the tea bags always left in my cup? I forget they leave them there so now my tea is WAY overstepped and undrinkable. At best when I remember I'm left with the hassle of finding a way to dispose of the bag without making a mess. When I order a drink, I expect the drink to be made. Completely. So I can enjoy, sip, and finish at my whim. Not so I have to finish making it. Tl/Dr when in England order tea, when in America order coffee.