Tits

“I’ve someone I’m dating, but I am not in the relationship” wait… WHAT?! 😂

Oh.

He’s my biological dog

Goosebumps.

The Gender of Furry Elves

The service there is like free speech in some countries

That must have been awkward.

Cant risk it

"I've never seen someone look so young yet so old, so feminine yet so masculine, so pretty yet so ugly."

A slutty number of "y"s