What do I do in this position?(I haven’t left my house in 9 years)

Top comment decides which piece I shove into Maggie Carlissian

How is this possible?

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My bestie is black.

What do I do in this position?

Did Hikaru just indirectly recognized our existence?

Karma farm, or one very dedicated guy to make his rook joke an anarchychess canon event?

egg in my blood yoke this evening

Welp

Spoke too soon

Lions beat the chiefs 21-20

Might be time for a name change