I was just hired as a consultant outside of Western Europe to solve the all issues in Western Europe. This is the perfect solution. Don't dm me.

Most aware Portuguese journalist (title - having swag so as not to be a n**

German W, Americ*nts w the L in one thing they're supposed to be good at

Baryonyx, 63Ma BCE

True western Europe is Cfb. Proof me wrong.

Ok new plan: The Alpine Regions become one unified country

Southern Germany, Austria, Switzerland and the Alpine parts of France and Italy form one glorious country. What changes?

The European flag is now boring and obsolete and we need to find a new one. Here is my viable option, show me yours

Least psychopathic Finnish politician

There, I’ve sorted Europe!

Got bored editing so scandies and baltics have to stay, couldn’t get rid of Iceland coz my mum loves their frozen sausages. Portugal… England’s euro-bro and Greece, we’ll we have to send the women somewhere to stud?

Is this why Norway isn’t allowed to be part of the EU?

The renowned German efficiency: making people work für us since 1939