Siding crew ran out of siding and stole some from the completed side on a street corner. Won’t get a new shipment until next week…

I (male) have elevated prolactin apparently...probably due to my Risperidone prescription. Causes erectile dysfunction (yay)

Black widow decided to set up shop in the kiddo’s bike helmet…

My wife dug up the flower garden, and saved a couple dozen tulip bulbs to replant for next year. Being the helpful spouse I am, I put them in the garage to dry out, safe from critters. Well, except for the mouse that's apparently in our garage.

Didn’t notice their glove broke when dying someone’s hair (Not OC)

Guess who ended up with a shard of glass in their finger at work

My Girlfriend Ripped my Painting

When your main drain line backs up with dirt in the middle of the night and it just gets worse from there. (See comments)

I just wanted a vanilla Jogurt...

Troy & Abed on the Rearview!!!

🔥Have you seen my baby?