I have 9,525 Coins. Who wants a bunch of awards??

Can i have a pass to buy this ice cream?

Mohammedan alignment

I shot a rubber band and now it’s balancing on an electrical wire

I like to torture my charging cables.

"I'm gonna fuck the doctor that delivered this baby into the light of this already foul world until the asshole starts to bleed and evolves into being a whole new organ for fucking and the ability to lubricate itself"I-wha-I-Huh????

Discord convos be wildin

Platypus

"How in the f*ck does Elmo not have the N pass he's more hood than some black people"

"Can a man and woman scissor pleasurably with his butt and her vagina?"

You’re worried about the wrong super cali fragile stick ESP Allah dose us

Should Politicians be able to trade stocks? Nancy Pelosi's annual salary is only $193,000, but she managed to increase her net worth to $290,000,000 through stock trades and lobbying. She's 83 years old and just announced she's running for re-election!