Just passed gas for 9 seconds straight, wife is super pissed.

Is this some kind of record?

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I put together my monitor stand

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There is a mint on the floor

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Sandwiches

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If every one on this sub gave me $1 I would have $0

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I didn’t calculate my coin usage right… 15 coins left that I can’t use.

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I have 840 coins. Who wants an award?

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I have 51% battery and am on airplane mode

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There was 2 pigeons but one flew away

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My Dinner

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I saw fancy mice - apparently they are fancier than regular mice

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