Just passed gas for 9 seconds straight, wife is super pissed.

Is this some kind of record?

I put together my monitor stand

There is a mint on the floor

Sandwiches

If every one on this sub gave me $1 I would have $0

I didn’t calculate my coin usage right… 15 coins left that I can’t use.

I have 840 coins. Who wants an award?

I have 51% battery and am on airplane mode

There was 2 pigeons but one flew away

My Dinner

I saw fancy mice - apparently they are fancier than regular mice