Breaking news: woman seen smoking

Can't risk it

Pretzel shaped like an A

I have no coins to give away.

This box is a bookshelf

Had another carrot today

This is my sister (I don’t have a sister)

I have 100 coins. I'm keeping them.

I have 0 coins that don't expire ever. I'm giving everyone who interacts with this post (and even those that don't) absolutely nothing.

I have hitchhikers thumb.

There's a wall in my town that has no windows