It's gonna be 35° in my area

Saving world data: 6%

Once you use a Life Crystal, a Nurse might move in! Speak to her for healing at any time . . . for a price, of course.

I have 2.2k coins that will go to waste in 4 days, so who wants an award?

This mobile game I was playing has a minecraft background.

shut up lil nigga

Seed oil ruined my pizza

Fridge magnets.

They be kissin’

I'm not holding my phone straight

I have 0 coins that expire soon. Who doesn’t want an award?

I hit 10,000 karma

I accidentally ashed into a spiderweb