Apparently he accomplished more than the Revolutionary Hero/ the Founding Father/ the First President of the United States, and the Preserver of the Union/ the Emancipator of the Slaves/ the Champion of Civil Rights.

First we had BuzzFeed doing r/askreddit for all there content. Now we have companies literally asking us to write their ads for free

Blood turns into scabs - mind blown 🤯

I have no words.

Dear Athiests:

…sigh… at least I think I’m funny

This is actually hilarious

Keep it simple stupid

Guess he is still very salty

Cultural Appropriation

Florida you did it again