Their fingers would fall off.

Gerontocracy

and the only one to get paid ....

Senator Todd Young on how republicans should handle the duel problem of abortion and guns.

Today the GEN X PINOCHET of FLORIDA lashes out

It’s like nothing no one has ever seen…

Hail Mary long shot that Colorado 14th case will stay in federal court for a shitload of reasons

Wtf I'm the one who's paying

They must have gotten the idea from Greg Abbott -- the original piss baby.

piss baby

Why would they do this