Had a plumber round to fix the cistern of the Bog. Look at the state of the Klimt we keep above the toilet after he was finished.

You really ought to have a better grasp of the Vienna Secession movement if you're going to work on people's bathrooms. It's 2023 ffs

Spotted a very nutritious lunch today at the local Ikea.

I got to meet a UK cultural icon

The salon , channel 4

Anyone else remember the reality program The Salon? It was on live throughout the day on e4 I think.

Fairy

Dishwashers! Revolutionary hack. When your non drip fairy runs out the lid screw fits on to other Fairy bottles

What does this sign mean?

Saw this on a tree in the local park - wassit?

Bo'oh'o'wa'er made it to the Wikipedia page for British English

I have concerns about my local hospital

FOUND MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

30c in London, big mood buddy. BIG. MOOD.

"I'll have a go at growing my own veg", I said...

"How hard can it be?", I said. Big money offer from Morrisons wonky veg dealership due any second now I reckon.

Vikings sailing into Grimsby

Luckily they made it just in time, the number 5 hadn't left yet