Need this to look even more awkward than it already is - I am struggling with photoshop since I am newbie. Just for fun. If it is epic I will tip. thanks. NSFW welcome in direct message.

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Can someone remove the adult beverages sign? Happy to tip!

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This photo of my mom and grandparents is the only one we have of the 3 of them. Can anybody restore / enhance / color it? Will tip $20

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My pug passed away a few years ago and I’d like to edit this picture of him to have him wrapped in a white blanket with a pretty background. I grew up with him and we don’t have any super great pics. Will tip $5-10. Thank you.

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Can someone extend this picture outward to a 1:1 aspect ratio? I'll tip $30

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Could someone turn my puppy into a baby yoda setting? Will tip

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Can someone please enhance this photo and remove the glare from her glasses? We have a surprise birthday party coming up for her and we want to put her picture on the cake! Will tip!!

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Competition in the group chat for the dumbest photoshop. Please go wild ; will tip 20€ thanks

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Hi, could someone replace the background with something nicer than the elevator, haha? Sorry, physically not able to tip even though I’d like to

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Wayyy too much skin. Can someone put a light grey T-shirt on my boyfriend? $10 paid.

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Can someone depixelate this photo?

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