Can someone make this a good LinkedIn headshot? Will Tip

Could the coke be holding me?

I’m plant sitting for my friend. Can someone make it seem as if I knocked into the shelves and everything is toppled over? Will tip $10 CDN. Thanks!!!

Took with a camera phone. 1 serious. 1 awesome please.

Can someone please change the background on this pic? I dont know what would suit it? Maybe like a ballet hall? Or someone got a better idea? Will tip the best one. Thank you!

Can someone remove my ex from this picture?

Youngest had a sweet hit at baseball today. Caught the ball mid flight. Is it possible to get rid of the fence? Will tip $20.

Request: Change the T to a Y in Hornet

Can someone make this funny and freak out his mom. Maybe a peeping Tom or like he's peeing on something funny. Can tip $5

Hi! I know I look cringe but could someone put me in a nightclub? Will tip $10

Need someone to upscale this image please. I wanna surprise my big brother with it. Sadly cant tip