She hit us with that pose today

He wants to come outside

I have no words

are you kidding me

Suddenly I have other plans

I've only had to do this 10 times this year

After 3 months of drowning, I am so glad to have my water wings back

With our infamous 7-second memory, I swear to God this is the only way I can remember to get anything done

Me in general always!

Why am I like this

I need a transcript of my day