Bride stood up by groom on wedding day ends up marrying father-in-law

Fun little factoid found after my wife bought hedges

Bra

Dogdamnit!

Nobody, except pompous douches who have their heads so far up their asses they can give their throat a tickle, say that.

In response to someone saying that british people commonly say “My Lord, My Majesty”

Sylvester Stallone meets The Pope, who is a huge fan of his films

mistaken skin color

EXCLUSIVE: Obama's pot dealer beaten to death for farting in gay lover's face

They could put a whole ipod nano inside me if it meant i was allowed to get drunk at Olive Garden again

I don't blame her for being mad.

fled Austria to join ISIS

Real life Ken doll is no more