Chicken with noodles.

I did this photo of my lunch a while ago, and only now I realized it low-key looks like tiny slugs or worms

tomato sandwich with bbq chips! mountain dew for my drink

Brazilian Pizza

Some sandwhich

A whole Thanksgiving of shitty food with a cabal of elderly men ( I thought you guys would like this)

Tyson (demon) Chicken Nugget

Wife found this chicken nugget in our bag of Tyson Chicken Nuggets we bought at Sam’s Club. I don’t even want free chicken for life, I just want the food inspectors fired.

Microwaved Spanish rice and chicken thigh in a pepper and sugar sauce

Hotdog pudding

My latest creation:

Blended bean and cauliflower on pasta

This picture lives in legend between my gf and I - cooked it about a year ago

Don't judge a cupcake by its cover

"chocolate spice with pumpkin chips and various frosting flavors. they are the ugliest cupcakes on gods green earth but damn if they aren't good"