Oof... but chuckle chuckle.

Consent is key...

Do you want fries with that?

Lmao,just funny tho!

In a niche in the ceiling of my flat is this sealed, double-bolted door. The letting agent 'doesn't know' what's up there...

I like to buy these cheap little notebooks and a pencil. They have a calming affect on me they don't cost much but I get them and I'm calmed for awhile.

Oh, that’s nice I guess

“As seen on TV” seems legit

My fridge is too cold, my milk is slightly frozen

What the...?

TIL...Wow sure took them long enough 1999?/2014 WTF kinda sick place is this?