Check out my coworker's receipt

An 8-top tonight tipped a dick on my coworkers receipt 😂. For context, the restaurant I work at autograts parties 5 and over. My other coworkers and I were dying when we saw it.

How do yall distinguish sweet and unsweet tea? I'll start

Jesus loves, but can he math?

chef could i have some drawn butter, for here?

I got so excited

It's always good when 2 people who haven't gone to American schools comment on them.

Heil spez

A Visual Guide to Jimmy McGill

These are all the versions of him that I draw! there are more that fall in between these, but that’s for another day.

Every morning when I wake up.

I'm not sure if the look means....1. Woman get up and get my food. 2. I let you live another night. 3. Stop making weird sleeping noises.

He's had enough of your nonsense

Oreo