My local pet store has a giant tortoise and monkeys

go whiteboy go

rules of the world

Family Feud goes to some weird places

Socrates

https://www.tumblr.com/platonicfrendswithsocrates/725103394922053632/breaking-newly-discovered-platonic-dialogue-in

every single one

anti blorbo

paper

bites you

think of the penis

official boob post