a decently-constructed message to r/shitposting (had to post it here because those scum bots at that place decided to cockblock me from posting)

Vladmir Pimpin

Post before leaving that will be removed by mods before you see it

Before leaving

Rule

I can’t do it anymor(ul)e

Theseus Rule

Andy War Rule

Cheesus Christ

8 vs 3.6 billion

Makes sense