That’s about all the recycling I can handle today

News flash: You need a heart to live

When your PTO request for your birthday gets denied at work

Favorite Stephen King reference?

…and no shinning! Don’t be reading my mind between four and five. That’s Willy’s time!

Ooh, Foofie doesn’t like the sound of that ”maybe” ’cause him’s a commitment dog.

Why would a box factory need an industrial laundry service?

Why? Why? My only son...

How didn't we get this as a Treehouse of Horror short?

The Daryl Hannah Attack of the 50 Foot Woman happened in the early 90s. I am gutted we never got this as a Treehouse of Horror short. What other obvious horror or fantasy examples do you think would have worked for classic era Treehouse of Horror?

Oh, Kent. I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes

Awesome but flagrant false advertising front cover

DUFF BEER TATTOO