Average Twitter user (I'll be dead before I call it 'X')

Who did you ask again?

Harold's face intensifies

Punctuation

Gomu gomu

Dude's got a point

Xi JingPing

Urine rubs

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis wrote letters of support for Rapist Danny Masterson... Kutcher doing great work

It's probably better if he used protection

Wait wait what?