Schoolgirls aren't attractive enough for them

Weebs FeelsWeirdMan

Satan on Tinder

SET YOUR HEART ABLAZE

M'ary Jane (found in someone's house)

'Periodic Wife Requirements Post' ... 'cries easily', 'doesn't have many friends' 😬🤢

Women after 25 are useless old hags…

Caught in the act

Piss bottle poser

M'family Gathering

Getting some neckbeard vibes from the comic