Neckbeard logic:

If you say anything about anime, he apparently can't guarantee your safety

Does this fit here? A comment under a post about choosing a 30 yo or a 21 yo woman.

Neckbearded Lizard

Found on Quora

We are motherfuckers🤪

*eyes widen*

There’s a stroke for every folk.

My favorite personal Lolcow is at it again

Neckbeard compares women by race!!!!

Why do people think like this?