To make Monkeys our ancestor

To know pokemon types.

Ah yes, RegiROCK the FIGHTING type.

To hide himself

To make breakfast for my daughter

To have instructions

To reduce a rapist’s jail sentence because he was punctual at work (letter from Ashton Kutcher to Danny Masterson’s judge)

To teach children how to read braille

To decorate cupcakes

"chocolate spice with pumpkin chips and various frosting flavors. they are the ugliest cupcakes on gods green earth but damn if they aren't good"

to translate

to catch the ball

To get people to ditch white milk by calling it a symbol of White supremacy