Furious over Shane Gillis' new stand up special.. Melbourne, tell me it isn't true.

He starts of his new special "Beautiful Dogs" with some jokes including Aussies and Australia which I thought were brilliant. Funniest comedy special of the year so far. Are the journalists writing these headlines because they know it will cause people to engage with the article or are they truly furious with some jokes?

UFO dug up from Fountain Gate shopping centre

There’s alot of strange things happening in the US on the topic of UFO disclosure this year. Recently whistleblower David Grusch, a high ranking airforce officer with GS15 security clearance [testified before congress](https://www.youtube.com/live/5NE9IhP5mZw?si=3F_Ce4anbx4tBijj)on the retrieval of crashed UFOs. David Grusch testified that the US has over 12 recovered non-human craft and alien biologics in its possession, as well as secret reverse engineering efforts that have been concealed from oversight by aerospace contractors. In addition to David Gruschs claims, senate majority leader, Chuck Schumer introduced bipartisan legislation in July called [“Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena Disclosure Act of 2023’’ or the ‘‘UAP Disclosure Act of 2023’’. The legislation is super weird and mentions non-human intelligence 22 times aswell as crashed craft](https://thehill.com/opinion/technology/4101345-non-human-intelligence-schumer-proposes-stunning-new-ufo-legislation/) Only time will tell if these unusual inferences will materialise into evidence backed disclosure that we share our planet with other intelligent beings. Tonight when scrolling twitter, I stumbled on a rather odd news paper article from a local Berwick newspaper from 2001. The article goes into unusual details about the interruption to construction work of an extension to Fountain Gate because the builders claimed to have unexpectedly dug up a buried UFO in the spot where the fountain gate hotel is now located. I was very surprised to see story like this make it’s way into the paper. What perks my interest even more, is that in David Gruschs claims, he mentions that some of the craft in US possession were ancient and were the result of archaeological digs. There isn’t a lot of information on this event online besides a now unavailable article written by the herald sun. I live super close to FG and want to know more! I figured it would be fun to post the article up here on r/Melbourne to see who knows what. Maybe the sub will be keen on a ‘don’t fuck with cats’ type investigation to dig into the case? If there’s merit to the story, someone will know someone that knows something. Digital cameras were very much a thing in 01 and if the builders truly dig up something other worldly, I would put money on it that there’s photos somewhere. First things first, we need to figure out who the builder was? Are you, or do you know a tradie that worked on the 2001 extension of Fountain gate? Are you a cop or military and were called to the site? Are you a random who knows more about this story?? Dig in because if there’s truth to the tale, good old Narre could blow the lid off the UFO mystery and produce the photographic evidence every one has been asking for! ✌🏼 🛸 👽

Is this a pedestrian crossing? Local Coles. Cars don't stop. Local FB group says it is to guide pedestrians. Are cars obliged to give way here?

Went to Melbourne in April of this year and out of all shop names, this one stood out to me the most:

Help to find owner for this cat’s collar found in Spotswood. If you recognize it, please let me know as they likely experienced an unfortunate animal incident. It was found surrounded by a lot of fur and hair. If you recognize this please pass on my message and my sincere condolences.

How was your Sunday? Yeah good thanks.

Old foundations

Does anyone know anything about this site on Little Lonsdale St?

Ummm how do I use this properly?

Does anyone know where can I find these toffees?

Tram fashun goals

Slip into these top-rated bottoms.