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A Checkmate in 2 is a Miss According to Chess.com

A guaranteed checkmate in 2 is a miss according to chess.com.

My opponent did rook lifts at the gym, why do I do in this position?? (I'm white)

What do i do in this position? (I'm black)

What do I do in this position (I’m helping the environment)

Why don't architects build like this anymore?

They're mine, all mine.

holy fucking shit yall

What do I do in this position? I'm Windows

What should I do in this situation? (My opponent has F-22 fighter jets)

No all of them are MINE