What do I do in this position? (I am a Golden Horsey and I failed to fail 8th September chess.c*m challenge, I'm screwed! HELP!!)

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Top comment picks the next move, legal or not. Day 86: 43. pawns bust drug cartel, kings get amnesia

Pawn, mid promotion

What do I do in this position? (I'm white)

What is the best move in this position?

If this post gets 16 votes or fewer, I'll halve the number of squares

A Checkmate in 2 is a Miss According to Chess.com

A guaranteed checkmate in 2 is a miss according to chess.com.

My opponent did rook lifts at the gym, why do I do in this position?? (I'm white)

What do i do in this position? (I'm black)

What do I do in this position (I’m helping the environment)