Reddit mixed up the titles. Is it stupid?

Guys I need help, someone Obliterated me with a bongcloud.

What do I do in all of these positions? (I'm both colours btw)

We freed ourselfs from the cruel order of the alphabet and NOW I want the "D is for"

What do I do in this Position (I’m White >redacted<

Reservoir Kings

Can we call them the White Stripes?

What do I do in this position?

I can’t google en passant anymore

What should I do in this position? (I desperately need to Google something)

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What is this move called? (I'm white btw)