Rate my bio

I saw a similar one somebody else had and put it a little more into my own words. Is it too much or is something phrased weirdly? Honest question. Word choice is important round these parts and I did change a couple thing like adding "never know if you never try." Also the other line is a quote from the Notebook slightly modified slightly to read like it follows a little more naturally from the previous paragraph. For people who don't realize that does it come off wierd or is the humor in calling myself dishonorable evident? For people who know is it the wrong call to quote Lon when he is the guy she doesn't choose in the end? Is it just a bad idea to quote "Mr. Wrong" no matter how good the quote is?

Don’t trauma dump on strangers

Missed my chance

Last month tinder boost was 4.99, then a couple of days ago it was 7.99, today it's 10.49....wtf is happening ? Someone new is at the helm or what ??

Too soon?

Alright fellas. All you need is a boat to get the throat. Smooth sailing 🫡 🚤

Because nothing stirs up sexual intrigue like a 9/11 memorial ...

So I actually know this person irl, I've been frequenting a bar she works at for about a month, just haven't made a move yet. Should I tell her I saw her profile or is that breaking the tinder code? Swiped right btw

Not looking too hot here freinds haha

What do you think she means?

ONS? NSA? Or none of the above?

Feedback regarding cuddling convo

I matched with a girl about how she likes to cuddle. Was overthinking several ways to continue the convo or how direct to be but eventually came up with a response. I was wondering if I could get feedback on the way I went about proceeding and/or how y’all would have went about it? Appreciate it.