The fake phone number I use to get a grocery discount already has saved people $1471.79 this year

Good teacher

You monster

Human-shaped grass patch where everything else dried out.

Should we dig it up?

Show me a single person who voted RDR2

I was messing around and discovered you can perfectly insert 8 cheese slope pieces into window panes. Makes for a cool stained-glass effect.

Hotel Manager decided to come into my room while I was still in there to paint the door (that didn’t even need painting in my opinion)

I’m staying at a Hampton inn and while I’m in the room I hear somebody attempt to open the door. They must’ve heard my tv on because they decided to knock rather than attempt the door again. I answered the door and the hotel manager is standing there with painting supplies. He asks me if he could come in and paint my door. I politely tell him no because I am still in the room. He says ok and goes away. About an hour later, I hear someone attempt to open my door again. I stand up and go to the door this time and the manager is back. I don’t know if he assumed I’d be gone and was going to paint my door without me knowing but he had a shocked expression on his face. He again, asks if he can paint my door. I give him the same response that I am in the room and don’t feel comfortable with him painting the door while I’m in there nor do I want to smell paint fumes for the rest of my stay. He does not take no for an answer and says he has to paint the door. I told him to come back tomorrow when I have checked out. He said he will not be here tomorrow and he is painting the door. I wasn’t about to go back and forth with this man because he was clearly not taking no for an answer and would not go away and I was nervous he’d come back when I wasn’t in the room so I rather supervise him now then him do it when I wasn’t there. Turns out, he ended up going in my coworkers room while she was out and painted her door. P.s. Hampton inn is not my hotel of choice but I’m on travel for work and this is the only hotel available in town.

I'm sick today

\"I am vengeance, I am the Knight, I AM BATMAN!

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