Some people choose the strangest hills to die on. No one asked for an accident.

This is how geometry works

Someone skipped biology

Commented under a meme about fast animals unable to outrun early humans who hunted by stamina exhaustion.

Poor Sod doesn’t know what an idiom is.

Georgia

"Egypt isn't in the middle east"

JavaIsNotJavaScript

"The Nazis were socialist because they had a central economy!"

Big words go brrrr

Imagine using all these scientific terms and not even googling the genetic disorder in question (NF1). It’s an autosomal dominant disorder that has a wide range of severity of symptoms of those that have it. He could have found this out in < 1 minute of googling but instead decided to drop a paragraph trying to show how smart he was.

Correct plural of life

People called him out for it, he still denied it

The amount of likes is scary