I'm shoving this sub to my friends. (one of them is trans)

These are satisfying numbers

The difference between a salted (right) and unsalted (left) saltine cracker

Oh yeah?

Huh.

Someone was concerned

I own two pigs

At my local Taco Bell drive thru one of the bricks is wrong-side-out

I do not have a portrait of Obama on my wall

my friend made me lose an airpod and im standing outside about it

My Rudolph chocolate is not Rudolph

I accidentally spilled sauce in the shape of norway when I was eating my fries