Private Dasher??

Okay so here's the story. I was delivering a doordash order earlier from Walgreens. There was a little boy on the porch waiting for it so I handed it to him and completed the order. All of a sudden I hear somebody hollering from the house next door, asking if I work for doordash because he's having trouble ordering. I paused my dash and opened my doordash app so I could try to explain it to him but it seemed like he really wasn't trying to figure it out. Finally he says "Is there anyway I could talk you into going and getting me some food?". I told him if he wanted to pay me to go get him some food I could probably do that. He wanted Arby's which was about 3 miles away. He told me what he wanted and I added up his total on my Arby's app. The total was $18.08 and he handed me a $20 bill. He asked how much I wanted. I told him $10 so he handed me another $9 since there would a dollar and some change left out of the $20. I ordered his food using my Arby's app where I had a 24% off coupon. So I paid $14 and some change for his meal plus I got rewards points for it and drove about 6 mi total to deliver it. And ended up making about 15 bucks. Not too shabby right? So the Tina Turner song Private dancer popped into my head and I couldn't help myself.. I had to make a meme. Hopefully y'all are amused by it and it brings your day up a little. It really is so unpredictable out here. You never know what's going to happen 😂

What does this mean

I delivered this order like 4 hours ago why am I getting these notifications now?

Man… You’ve Gotta Love this App

I can no longer make this shit up. 🤣

this is why i drive to the city

Retiring early

Tips have been exceptionally garbage too. One 🦄 $20+ addon too.

Confirmed: DD algo on autopilot

Request for mom and pop restaurant menu picture.

This was sent to my girlfriend, he was reported and banned. But dashers please carry a self defense weapon

Hell week starts tomorrow

Rented a car $42 / day Going to dash everyday for a week and see if it's worth it 🫡

Seriously..where in the Helvete do ppl come up with this kind of åsneskit..?

I told him in person, you might drive 100mph or faster, but from start to finish, gps showed me it was an 11 minute drive, especially because of the area and it was a business district with strict speed limit laws.

Got chased by the neighbor’s (not customer’s) dog

I just had to report an unsafe delivery not because of the customer’s, but the neighbor’s, dog. I wish people would be responsible. Be safe out there!