I just want a sprite…..

Can anyone tell me what these spots are that I keep getting on my body

What about it?

And what causes these I’m literally always itching

My girlfriend asked for a bite of my pizza…

What’s the point of having a fragile sticker when it’s gonna get squashed to shit

What about it?

Product is still fine thankfully, thanks to bubble wrap inside

That's very unloving

My flight got cancelled right before me getting to the airport

What about it?

So sudden that their system hasn’t updated yet either.

The lack of a size 6 (I guess they do have boundaries after all)

*sighh*

The state of airline travel today. Never mind the “upgrade list” that’s a 85 people deep.

This bread lol

This extract label is so off-center it’s at the edge of the bottle